Between 18 and 22 a woman is like Africa ....
$ D( z. U9 L! B Half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile
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Between 23 and 30 a woman is like America ....
" {( p1 P4 O( ]$ Q0 } Z Well developed and open to trade, especially for high financed2 [- v2 W/ ]* x3 u" [# {
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2 q( L$ e/ b6 Q. w+ C* _" o Between 31 and 45 a woman is like India...
: B! b; o3 u5 Q; S: s- v. l Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.3 G: i& E$ h+ G! j% A2 T: G
1 H1 e( C7 n0 M0 E4 q0 ?' J& j Between 46 and 55 a woman is like France ....
" k; H+ ^+ K p/ ?+ _( q Gently aging but sensual, with an appreciation for the finer
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9 k8 t! ]4 N- u% {: A( {+ H A4 K Between 56 and 60 she is like Yugoslavia .....
& B. {# K% `- u0 N7 t8 d, r Lost the war, haunted by past mistakes, and in need of massive
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9 @" \. ]% f- _( f1 Z4 V- U+ A Between 61 and 70, she is like Russia ...." j! i* O8 K4 n4 m8 n; @
Wide and unpatrolled borders, with a frigid climate that keeps
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# D& `7 ?0 ]0 w; N: O7 a Between 70 and 80, a woman is like Mongolia .....
/ o1 S' M9 K5 _& |6 g+ Y A long, glorious and all-conquering past, but not much of a+ H4 g4 R0 `5 z3 Q
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1 S" L1 e3 D1 j: S5 H+ i5 Y From 80 on, a woman is like Afghanistan .+ Z9 O$ Z* h4 v$ C: ]
Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.# G- @0 {6 P; D' }% c; b
& d# W; f3 I; C5 }7 i THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN% w' Y3 w1 F- X; p
, P1 D6 k2 N* B' t( m# D; p" t Between 15 and 80 a man is like Iraq.......
; N; `' A8 z, m6 L Ruled by a dick
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