Between 18 and 22 a woman is like Africa ....8 q' J2 Q/ R0 Z: `! w
Half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile
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Between 23 and 30 a woman is like America ....+ s: J8 J; p: F" _& V/ ^ F/ i
Well developed and open to trade, especially for high financed
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7 G1 {7 `! s" \. c Between 31 and 45 a woman is like India...8 V2 J/ U, r1 V1 K
Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
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Between 46 and 55 a woman is like France ....- l! c' u+ x. Y- L( ~% v z
Gently aging but sensual, with an appreciation for the finer; J9 r% e1 h$ w" q
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( m* u* g$ j" c3 v$ y4 C: z& ]0 d Between 56 and 60 she is like Yugoslavia .....
) B1 C$ a. p* T& P& B. ] Lost the war, haunted by past mistakes, and in need of massive* X( K" N8 d0 X( a U( M) t
reconstruction.
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4 f: H2 ?0 \( ?% M I4 I Between 61 and 70, she is like Russia ....
& k! s9 _6 {+ H% G( f" C( |: K) [) C1 w Wide and unpatrolled borders, with a frigid climate that keeps
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, K8 k& [+ N) R. A% {7 e Between 70 and 80, a woman is like Mongolia .....
4 e2 N4 S( u. S1 g% ]* Z A long, glorious and all-conquering past, but not much of a8 J$ f3 `; N9 r# I
future.
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9 c; e% ?4 v( R' m From 80 on, a woman is like Afghanistan .
5 U8 @4 r% D; | Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
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Q: B2 C" \+ j, i& F v2 T THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN' G1 C3 l1 m3 e2 k k+ R
$ B7 d/ {6 t g; n9 F* ` Between 15 and 80 a man is like Iraq.......
2 J: k; T$ d; q( R' [+ l Ruled by a dick3 R* M. H( X2 E% \
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