开心一笑。

哥顿国际英语

1)TOM'S EXCUSE
Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?
5 ^- o- O7 J; r* k# N/ T2 ^/ R; j& lTom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go
Slow".
汤姆的借口
老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到？
. L: j  N8 J& t) A汤姆：我每次路过拐角，一个路标上面写着："学校----慢行。"
3 w1 Y2 K7 m: ]DID YOUR DAD...
/ D: B0 a( V% f, x( l- V- a4 ^2)Tom call Jim's name:"I can't bear such a foolish!"
and Jim say:"You mother could (bear)!"
4 j* r2 j0 ]! i7 g3 l. l; p汤姆对着吉姆骂道:"我受不了你这个苯蛋了!"
- f7 ?+ g8 n/ O3 n吉姆说:"你妈妈能!"
附:bear 有两重意思:"生"和"忍受"这个笑话正是根据这点.
; P$ \' d' P8 m$ u& s5 T1 [3)Tom call Jim's name:"I can't bear such a foolish!"
and Jim say:"You mother could (bear)!"
汤姆对着吉姆骂道:"我受不了你这个苯蛋了!"
吉姆说:"你妈妈能!"
8 Q2 @8 T( T- p  ^附:bear 有两重意思:"生"和"忍受"这个笑话正是根据这点.
4)A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second"
. T2 y) K8 ~  s6 j一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.他问:"主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少?"上帝回答:"一便士."男子又问:"那一百万年呢?"上帝说:"一秒钟."最后男子请求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士吗?"上帝回答:"过一秒钟."
8 U* f- j. y5 k1 q* v6 }% X* i5)Mother sent Tommy to the store across the street to buy a good box of matches.When Tommy came back,mother asked him,”Did you buy a good box of matches?”
% z  |! \+ Q, E: X5 Z0 `“Yes,Mum.”Tommy replied,”I have tried them all.”
3 i$ v$ J& j- @1 B. s一盒小火柴
妈妈让汤米去马路对面的商店里买一盒好用的火柴。汤米回来后，妈妈问他，“你买的是好用的火柴吗？”
“是的，妈妈。”汤米回答，“我把它们都试过了。”
' q' t5 P! _  `7 ?4 [: I6)Father:Uh,oh,I think I just made an illegal right-hand turn.
Susie:That is okay ,dad,the policeman behind you just did the same thing!
开车
( J; I9 y6 B" W' o父亲：哎呀，我刚才违规右转弯了。
, c* X" d9 w1 `; E" s  H) x苏西：没事，爸，跟在你后面的警察也这么转了。
; I: s. R4 U6 e8 Y, u- Q7)Little Robert asked his mother for tow cents.”What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?”
“I gave it to a poor old woman,”he answered.
“You’er a good boy,”said the mother proudly.”Here are tow cents more.But why are you so interested in the old woman?”
“She is the one who sells the candy.”
1 e1 N% E" c# K4 }! b0 L5 x好孩子
5 B$ g: Z( }# O( T/ D) f+ `) f小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
8 x; h3 m8 m  G- k( G“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆。”他回答说。“你真是一个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说. “再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”
& O8 h& Y, D: b- @" }4 u, Y) {“她是个卖糖果的。”
; r: n: e, V( S8)Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked,”What happened?”
: p2 r. w$ W3 f2 R4 Q$ @“A kid bit me,”replied Ivan.
( j( g5 Q! L3 H! p; O“Would you recognize him if you sew him again?”asked his mother.
1 R5 |; A  w! `  r2 W“I’d know him any where,”said Ivan.”I have his ear in my pocket.”
+ Y' U, P$ h  C- [8 d0 K他的耳朵在我的衣兜里
8 s" K* _8 K' o& x# {  ^伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问，“发生了什么事？”
' Q/ j5 h4 J; H' e! o“一个男孩咬了我一口。”伊凡说。
“再见到他你能认出来吗？”妈妈问。
“他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说，“他的耳朵还在我的衣兜里。”
9)Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
1 M' T! o8 R/ a- m, e. @+ eStudent: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Teacher: Please tell us.
0 D2 G0 p* M+ G  w) u, tStudent: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

两只鸟
; L" n1 z0 k4 H0 t4 q6 V老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗？
3 P/ E( ]0 O) Y0 d9 K/ J学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。
老师：请说说看。
# [7 ?( n- V; F: `# M! W2 f学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。

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