人之初（搞笑版）

杭州泰弗尔英语

   At the beginning of life
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2 k2 X+ ~; k. ^- v6 C" T    人之初：At the beginning of life.

    性本善：Sex is good.
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  A/ Q2 b! f" p% J: ]' P! P    性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.

    习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.

+ m) A9 y, P3 d5 R/ Y    苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
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    性乃迁：Sex will leave you..

" _9 y. D! B  t4 @7 S  a2 o0 }    教之道：The way of learning it

    贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

    昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng

    择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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    子不学：If you don't study hard,

: b9 ^; Q- a3 M3 M. j" d8 Y) N    断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

& o# P' d) w/ `# @6 n    窦燕山 Dou, the Famous

. c* m) A4 C& j% z    有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine

    教五子 All his five son took it
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    名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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. L- w, q  g# U8 f5 v    养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,

    父之过 It is all your fault.

    教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
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    师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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1 b/ |, ]  U0 n! n' p    子不学 You may refuse to study this
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7 S6 Q8 s8 @0 U! F    非所宜 but that is a real mistake
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9 p5 }2 S0 f2 d/ p9 N+ Z    幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
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    老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

. ?2 y2 f- B3 |    玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,

( R: q" A! n; k; h- M/ K6 w" D- `    不成器 It won't become hard and strong.

    人不学 If you don't learn sex,
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    不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

fuzhanlao

现在的小孩子英语都说得超溜，所以我们也不能输在起跑线上，我就帮我的小孩报了可恩学科英语培训，现在他在他们班里的英语几乎是最好的，身为妈妈真的感到很骄傲。