人之初（搞笑版）

杭州泰弗尔英语

   At the beginning of life
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    人之初：At the beginning of life.

; p: R1 o0 `6 W; E    性本善：Sex is good.
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    性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
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: r' D) E( l; C2 n5 n1 B    习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.

    苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
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2 L1 e; P% C8 P! X# w0 ?" i    性乃迁：Sex will leave you..

    教之道：The way of learning it
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, e7 Y2 g) v& x  N    贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

    昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
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) I+ u2 X! Q% V  t' H" Y' x    择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

" A0 c% W2 K) v    子不学：If you don't study hard,

    断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

    窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
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) _/ m) J: ~+ S% |5 e# Y    有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
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    教五子 All his five son took it

# M2 P$ }' N' M) Q    名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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4 N# o. R5 }8 ^( F9 ~1 f1 [5 Q4 [    养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,

7 r2 T. ~, B. C% a2 l. Q    父之过 It is all your fault.

5 a- ]0 t$ k1 N/ j6 c    教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,

    师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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9 A! h2 q9 V$ M4 n$ u" s* E    子不学 You may refuse to study this

! D+ O; m  X! F, A5 N! n    非所宜 but that is a real mistake
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. [0 v; Y+ k# ?3 Y) f. b% C    幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
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. X/ U% ^: d' l% D4 E    老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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    玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
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9 U  |' e5 V5 [. E  L. }' }    不成器 It won't become hard and strong.

) `4 @% x1 ]7 Z0 s  N9 `' j    人不学 If you don't learn sex,

" [1 J4 A* Q' N5 p1 f" d% Q    不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

fuzhanlao

现在的小孩子英语都说得超溜，所以我们也不能输在起跑线上，我就帮我的小孩报了可恩学科英语培训，现在他在他们班里的英语几乎是最好的，身为妈妈真的感到很骄傲。