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有个犯人被带到法官面前审案，法官问他：5 h$ K# f2 N4 c" O' R, i/ X
. ?4 l1 h1 r! H: g% e$ \‘你犯了什么罪？’犯人说：‘因为我在新年时，; P+ L: f+ l5 _
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太早去采购了。’法官说：‘这不是罪呀！/ ?$ G6 j" z$ Y! o+ b2 n! N
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可能是弄错吧？那你多早去采购呢？’# G/ b; T. T6 ~& [0 j5 O1 ]( V
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他说：‘商店还没开门，我就已经进去了。/ c7 i; i$ k- ?/ b2 R4 L
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很经典噢！！* G6 U& p: e: P
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Early Big Shopping
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An offender was brought to trial before a judge.& j0 ]9 y( v4 o. G/ c
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The judge asked him, "What is the crime you g! V, @% d' `! y. {0 z" n
) S5 g) W) a# \2 m3 u+ ~3 s5 Mhave committed?" The offender said, "I went
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0 P2 H' O+ j" A" |( Nshopping too early during the New Year."
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The judge said, "This is not a crime!7 I# t/ P. j R ]' v
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Is there a mistake, perhaps? So how: t1 T R! @6 I- v5 V
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early did you go shopping?"- D: d7 t+ J% K8 b/ r# T1 q7 a% h. j
! B( ]; t8 Y" t/ M( q; P& ~He answered, "The shop was not yet$ n: q6 l8 O: {% W2 ~
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