职场笑话大家都认为我是头

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Peter was telling a friend that he had just lost his job.

$ x2 |0 A4 M5 l( C"Why did the foreman fire you?" the friend asked in surprise.
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"Oh," Peter said, "you know how foreman are. They stand around with their hands in their pockets watching everybody else work."
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, V2 b, Y) U7 ?7 O# A1 e& D5 {" V( o"We all know that," replied his friend. "But why did he let you go?"
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1 f7 K  f5 A1 U8 C' q"Jealousy," answered Pete. "All the other workers thought I was the foreman."
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8 O* l0 R* N( h( {' K+ y皮特告诉他的朋友他刚刚丢掉了工作。
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“为什么领班会开除你？”朋友诧异地问。

“哦，”皮特说，“你知道领班是什么样的人。他们总是把手插在口袋了，站在旁边看其他人工作。”

) F1 X0 |1 P' _* T“我们知道是这样。”朋友回答说。“但是为什么他会让你走？”
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“嫉妒。”皮特回答。“其他所有的工人都认为我是领班。”