[搞笑] 愚人节搞笑短信合辑

古道西风

1. Why are people tired on April Fool's Day? (愚人节人们为什么疲倦?)
2.What weather do mice and rats fear? (老鼠害怕什么天气?)
3.When do dogs refuse to follow their masters? (狗什么时候不愿跟随主人?)
" J/ w9 \" ?) S2 c1 D' e4 G4.What question can never be answered by “yes”? (哪个问题永远不能回答“是的”?)
5.What tree is always very sad? (那种树总是很伤心?)
: u+ [7 g9 l$ {9 p/ R! J: K/ H. ^2 G6.When can you get water with a net? (什么时候可以用网兜装水?)
- f1 N5 w: B4 n5 I2 ?8 t+ p( K7.Why is the pig always eating?猪为什么没完没了地吃?
6 N5 l$ a* \$ k7 E: q$ f8.What's the longest word in the world?世界上最长的单词是什么?
/ k; F- j* |$ W: q! g6 P9.What question is that to which you must always answer "yes"? 什么问题你只能回答“yes”?
10.Where were you when the power was cut off? 当停电的时候你在哪?
8 j; m0 f2 p6 F3 s答案：
1.Because they have just had a long March. ( 因为他们刚过了长长的三月。March 三月;行军)
2. When it's raining cats and dogs.(下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨 )
1 W. p- O2 E1 w% b, e0 J9 ~3. When their masters go to the flea market.(主人去跳蚤市场时。Flea 跳蚤 flea market 旧货市场 )
4. Are you asleep? (你睡着了吗)
9 u. i* r' r( j5.Weeping willow. ( 垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳树)
6 b0 N& n( S8 }6 ]6.When water is turned into ice. (当水结成冰时)
7.He's making a hog of himself.它想成为一只肉猪。
8.Smiles. Because there's a mile between the letter 's'.微笑。因为两个字母S中间隔了一里。
/ N3 M3 l3 I0 w* u! b/ @8 d' k9."What does y-e-s spell?" (当别人问你)“yes”怎么拼?
- h# G1 V' t4 F5 q0 y+ t, b10.In the darkness. 在黑暗中