小沈阳经典语录搞笑翻译

古道西风

1.这是为什么呢?
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$ @, _: u* U# i4 G# }9 T4 ?1 m( L. W谷歌版：This is why?
: T2 B( a" O3 `: v, g0 @2 s7 u* |山寨版：This is why what？
& J! N7 a3 T" z2 E  _学院版：Why is this?
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2 `5 y7 Q* ~2 r0 R2 R0 f3 L2.准备好了么? Music!

谷歌版：Ready for it? Music！
山寨版：Ready well le-ma？谬贼！
学院版：Are you ready？音乐！

3.我只是一个普通的二人转演员。
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谷歌版：I am just an ordinary actor二人转.
山寨版：I only am one ordinary errenzhuan play boy.
0 m( O+ {: n' `9 h, G9 `( Z学院版：I am just an ordinary actor of “two person act”.

% k0 F/ |: t* G$ ]3 g4.不要-不要-停-不要停，pia、pia地。

谷歌版：Not to stop —not to not to stop, pia，pia to.
山寨版：No want-no want-stop-no want stop，屁啊、屁啊滴.
学院版：Don’t, don’t…stop, don’t stop，啪啪地.
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5.我的中文名叫小沈阳，我的英文名叫Xiao Shenyang !
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谷歌版：I called the Chinese Small Shenyang, my English is called Xiao Shenyang!
山寨版：My Chinese name called little shen sun, my English name called 肖—申—样儿！
6 x5 o9 q1 l0 A) q4 c$ s1 g. X学院版：My Chinese name is 小沈阳, my English name is Xiao Shenyang
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' g, u: Q# |/ _2 z! o( f' \1 v. L% k6.走别人的路，让别人无路可走!
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谷歌版：Take someone else’s road, to let others no way!
山寨版：Walk other man’s road, allow other man no way can go!
学院版：Follow others’ footprint, leave them no way to go.

1 J/ R1 e( ]1 C7.我自己能做到的事，从来不麻烦别人
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) e# K* S! j9 t7 X/ v9 ]谷歌版：I myself can do things other people never Troublesome
# s6 U( X. y% q7 p: Y山寨版：I myself can do come thing, never no bother others.
学院版：Whenever I can deliver myself, I never bother others.

9 `8 l. W8 k( v1 U5 V$ @- L6 q# ?8.我也是有身份证的人。

& Q0 D6 ~4 n. a9 H. P谷歌版：Me too have the ID card people.
山寨版：I also am have body card people.
  p2 Y7 q- J; h$ e2 f' B学院版：I am also somebody with an ID card.
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9.世界是我们的，也是儿子们的，但最终是那帮孙子们的。

谷歌版：The world are U.S., but also sons, but the band are finally grandchildren’s.（谷歌翻译太雷人，居然把“我们”翻译为“U.S.”，跟金山快译有一拼了）
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: P2 E" R2 g1 u, z山寨版：The world is ours, too is sons, but final end is that group of grandsons.
) D2 t/ k, k) D- c8 Z学院版：The world belongs to us, but also to our children, but eventually will belong to our grandchildren.

; T! d6 k, }; ~% A$ {( w" Y4 F10.你都不理我，那我成狗不理了!
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谷歌版：You ignore me, then ignore me into a dog!
) m. o; N, f* F* p$ h4 v, z山寨版：You all no care me, that I become dog no care!
  }4 h0 M7 r. `' l& I; `学院版：Even you you don’t care me, then I would become Go- Believe!