小沈阳经典语录搞笑翻译

古道西风

1.这是为什么呢?
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谷歌版：This is why?
. X# [5 s8 V! K: |6 w) G% D山寨版：This is why what？
学院版：Why is this?
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2.准备好了么? Music!
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% d) M) [" c% o9 v3 ]/ W' f谷歌版：Ready for it? Music！
山寨版：Ready well le-ma？谬贼！
学院版：Are you ready？音乐！

3.我只是一个普通的二人转演员。

9 ^; C, k5 f' C/ }" p/ b, w谷歌版：I am just an ordinary actor二人转.
+ k  M3 L) z7 ~0 {# w山寨版：I only am one ordinary errenzhuan play boy.
$ i# c& H7 s6 N5 |, H学院版：I am just an ordinary actor of “two person act”.

4.不要-不要-停-不要停，pia、pia地。
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谷歌版：Not to stop —not to not to stop, pia，pia to.
' ?6 u0 f4 U# v" o山寨版：No want-no want-stop-no want stop，屁啊、屁啊滴.
: [3 H  y8 j4 f: A2 S3 P8 b学院版：Don’t, don’t…stop, don’t stop，啪啪地.

5.我的中文名叫小沈阳，我的英文名叫Xiao Shenyang !

谷歌版：I called the Chinese Small Shenyang, my English is called Xiao Shenyang!
山寨版：My Chinese name called little shen sun, my English name called 肖—申—样儿！
. A6 A, k$ e1 F& `  Q% h9 S学院版：My Chinese name is 小沈阳, my English name is Xiao Shenyang
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6.走别人的路，让别人无路可走!
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谷歌版：Take someone else’s road, to let others no way!
山寨版：Walk other man’s road, allow other man no way can go!
学院版：Follow others’ footprint, leave them no way to go.

7.我自己能做到的事，从来不麻烦别人

  ]; u/ Y& U* D6 |- `谷歌版：I myself can do things other people never Troublesome
6 F9 D, b2 Y. c/ D* m山寨版：I myself can do come thing, never no bother others.
8 A0 b7 U( r3 s. M学院版：Whenever I can deliver myself, I never bother others.

8.我也是有身份证的人。
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谷歌版：Me too have the ID card people.
) y2 g2 A2 Q' K9 y! x  j: H山寨版：I also am have body card people.
学院版：I am also somebody with an ID card.

9.世界是我们的，也是儿子们的，但最终是那帮孙子们的。

谷歌版：The world are U.S., but also sons, but the band are finally grandchildren’s.（谷歌翻译太雷人，居然把“我们”翻译为“U.S.”，跟金山快译有一拼了）

& R2 s4 x' g4 t3 U- V山寨版：The world is ours, too is sons, but final end is that group of grandsons.
0 O2 K3 @7 ^  S) O# S& W! e学院版：The world belongs to us, but also to our children, but eventually will belong to our grandchildren.
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10.你都不理我，那我成狗不理了!

' t! g" l/ O! R谷歌版：You ignore me, then ignore me into a dog!
0 {. M* J; i  _9 g山寨版：You all no care me, that I become dog no care!
学院版：Even you you don’t care me, then I would become Go- Believe!