Miss universe's last question~~~so funny

czy

Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

$ E* b2 q/ f2 T3 e$ LMs America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like
gentlemen.

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Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman........
(Applause! Applause!)
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Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or
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  \# }6 y0 b7 n( W" k- }Question: How can you say so?
2 g( q; d$ }6 \0 ~1 v+ p. XMs Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.
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Applause! Applause!)
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4 d7 z! @, E/ c$ a: AQuestion: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your
country?
3 p3 z0 c! n& L( pMs Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like
gossip or rumors.
- Z9 p; X$ y2 Y. f# f" bQuestion: How can you say so?
+ V- W. |7 z, s. lMs Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.
; N4 \4 ?* c0 B. n(Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)
9 s/ W9 k1 G6 J) F! C0 tQuestion: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country?
; Z8 r, z/ q5 B$ EMs Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.
Question: How can you say so?
/ F1 B. _! E4 y! e" p, @- V$ oMs Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door.

: m8 v4 h; B- s4 O3 K" V/ t( ]% p2 f(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! >Applause!)
Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
. A: e6 ^' T0 s7 ?6 ^  T! NMs India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers.
; N9 O1 m" {; L/ |9 N% v. RQuestion: How can you say so?
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Ms India: Because it works day and night......
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0 w$ U- a# ?5 S- F0 HQuestion: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a
. E0 x6 _  m: B% p% |male organ in your country?
6 b/ r  |' T/ a& @: vMs Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton
car.
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6 O& P, s8 s6 k/ jQuestion: How can you say so?
7 F' p, ]& j( C- `Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.

(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
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9 |" `1 n  ^8 O' QQuestion: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?
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Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu
(Afraid to lose)
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% H/ n  ~8 c0 c; m! S* J( [Question: How can you say so?
Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes
before the
show is over.
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Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!
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Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms China: Well, I can say that male organs in China are like a space plane.

" @4 ~; X2 q0 m+ `% @Question: How can you say so?
  M" M/ ?7 t/ I7 ^$ h% j$ ]8 YMs China: Because it brings you to paradise within few minutes........
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czy

仔细读读看
你会发现很多很多
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czy

这么好的东西怎么没人回啊~~~