Miss universe's last question~~~so funny

czy

Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
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6 k. t5 Y8 N2 `" JMs America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like
gentlemen.
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Question: How can you say so?
Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman........
1 O7 q0 a1 W, f: E" U: L(Applause! Applause!)


Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or
Toro(Bull)
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Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.

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' ], U: C- ^0 ]7 ~" yQuestion: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your
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$ n5 f0 F% K  B6 E/ q% UMs Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like
gossip or rumors.
Question: How can you say so?
! X) v  B& P+ X1 ^7 HMs Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.
(Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)
& {2 i. [7 [5 a4 d! b# x& G& @- UQuestion: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country?
6 D# H: ?3 u- h' p6 f1 ~Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.
" U- D" L' `8 o4 r& Y0 V  ^8 v0 SQuestion: How can you say so?
0 J* Y5 d% P7 C1 z( w4 ]Ms Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door.
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2 E3 P% |$ U% f2 _(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! >Applause!)
" Y7 i5 e0 D2 f5 @/ \1 j  UQuestion: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers.
. [1 c8 F, e  `7 ~/ EQuestion: How can you say so?

2 i: z' w- M2 L. U! VMs India: Because it works day and night......
(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)
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Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a
male organ in your country?
  g0 h' i: i) x: Q. x) LMs Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton
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8 J9 p4 N- k! y# O& ~: KQuestion: How can you say so?
Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.

(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)

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Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?
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Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu
(Afraid to lose)
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Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes
before the
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7 y2 f0 ?# ?. j2 {2 ZApplause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!

Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms China: Well, I can say that male organs in China are like a space plane.
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Question: How can you say so?
Ms China: Because it brings you to paradise within few minutes........
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czy

仔细读读看
4 Y1 @$ @% G3 D3 T' G你会发现很多很多
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czy

这么好的东西怎么没人回啊~~~